Description

THE CARDS:
A 56 card pack is used

GOAL:
The goal is to win all of the cards and the loser must clean the toilet.

TO DEAL:
Shuffle and deal out all the cards face down, one at a time, beginning to the dealer's left. Each player puts their cards in a pile, face down in front of them.

PLAY EASY
The game begins with each player in turn flipping over the card, creating a new centre pile with the cards face up.
When two identical cards are flipped over consecutively, the players who placed the matching cards must call out "shits" or "sausages" determined by the imagery on the card. The lucky player who calls out first correctly takes the centre pile of cards, adding them to the bottom of their own face down pile.
The ultimate winner is the player who ends up with all the cards.

PLAY HARD
The game begins with each player in turn flips over the card on top of their deck in front of them, creating a new deck with the cards face up.
When two identical cards are flipped over consecutively, the players who placed the matching cards must call out "shits" or "sausages" determined by the imagery on the card. The lucky player who correctly calls out first takes the oppositions pile of face up cards, adding them to the bottom of their own face down pile.
If the cards placed down are matching but a player shouts incorrectly, the opposing player wins that round, taking the
face up cards. For example, if the player calls out "shits" when being faced with a pair of cards showing "sausages" they lose that round.
When all the cards in a pile are face up, the player turns over the pile and starts again.
If two players correctly call out "shits" or "sausages" simultaneously, everyone's pile of face-up cards are placed in the centre as one pile.
When two identical cards are turned over and match a card already face-up on the centre pile, the first person who calls out "double shits" or "double sausages" wins the centre pile.
The game continues with each player in turn flipping over the card on top of their deck in front of them again. The ultimate winner is the player who ends up with all the cards.

—description from the designer